this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Randomize
