we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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