You really coming over, don't trick.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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