so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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