It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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