i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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