Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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