I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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