I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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