Midget sex pt 2 tonight
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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