im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
