We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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