Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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