Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I faked an abortion last night.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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