my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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