I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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