Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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