Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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