I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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