let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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