I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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