She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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