everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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