Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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