Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Randomize
