If that was your dad, he is hot
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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