He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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