I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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