she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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