Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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