i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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