pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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