Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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