If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
You smell like a Billy Joel song
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
