She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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