I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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