So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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