I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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