no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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