John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize