And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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