honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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