Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just threw up on my dentist
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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