carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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