the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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