im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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