They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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