marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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