Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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