did you get engaged???
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Randomize
