Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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