Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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