Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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