That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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