Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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