Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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