my phone needs a breathalizer
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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