no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
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