your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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