Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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