is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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