Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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