i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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