we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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